#lawyer vegeta

[juridical-angel-blog]

Special Iconic Picture "Trunks & Goten Adults"! The Son of the Prince of the Saiyan, "President & CEO of the Capsule Corporation" & The Son of the Legendary Super Saiyan, Lawyer & Legal Advisor, Owner of the law firm "Son Goten & Associates"!

[saiyanmazen]

Vegeta hated fast food. Despite being calorically dense, it was devoid of nutrients and the sense of being full quickly dissipated after an hour or two. It did nothing good for his body and was never really appetizing to him. Nothing about it was worth the money, cheap as it was.

Then why was he back at this particular burger joint west off the Earth's moon for the fourth time this week?

He could try and fool himself, like he had with Raditz and Nappa, and say that the burgers were at least decent compared to other places. But they weren't; if anything, they were worse. After the first week, he'd started to throw it in the trash as soon as he left the dining area.

He could also claim that it was the close proximity to his workplace and less time for cooking that led him to this ridiculous drive-in. However, it was actually out of his way and when he got home, he had very little to do, except cook and train.

The truth of the matter was that he was here to see her.

That blue haired waitress with long, shapely legs and big beautiful eyes bore into his soul. The woman who almost seemed to dance between the levitating cars as she flew on her jet-powered boots. The most captivating creature he'd ever beheld.

“Oh, hello, cutie! What a pleasure to see you here again,” she greeted him as he slowed down to a stop by the ordering area. He didn't know why she always acted like he hadn't been there more than a dozen times the last three weeks since he saw her for the first time.

Since then, he'd learned how to make sure that she was his waitress every time by waiting outside the diner's orbit until she had finished the order for her latest customer. Tonight he had let two other cars cut ahead of him, so she was free to serve him.

“I'm hardly what you can call cute,” he grumbled, a blush burning his cheeks.

“Well, how about handsome then? No one can dispute that,” she smiled flirtatiously. He wondered if she did it to everyone. Her hand played with her shoulder length hair where it was dyed hot pink at the tips.

“I'm a lawyer,” he said without thinking, “It's my job to dispute everything.”

“That explains the expensive car then.” She placed her elbows on the open windowsill of his convertible and rested her chin on her gloved hands, leaning forward like she was interested in him. “I'm more into science, but I've met a lot of lawyers in my time. What firm do you work at? In which field is your expertise? Do you like your job?”

She was wearing the standard uniform for the diner, if one could call it anything she wore ‘standard’. It consisted of a short, flared skirt in silver with matching thigh high socks, only allowing a sliver of pale thigh to be seen. The upper part consisted of a tiny strapless crop top which showed off the generous bosom on her petite torso.

While he'd seen other waitresses in the same uniform, enjoying the tips they got by flaunting their skin - likely why Raditz and Nappa frequented the place in the first place - this woman wore a pale green high neck top underneath the silver top. It was still incredibly sexy, but tastefully so.

Vegeta kept his gaze at her face to avoid staring with appreciation at her breasts as her arms pressed them together. He then realized that he had to look away entirely, lest he fell into the lure of her sky blue eyes.

“I work in estate planning,” he murmured uncomfortably, “at Cold and Sons.”

“Oh,” she breathed and leaned away from the side of his convertible. His hands tightened on the steering wheel. He was glad that he couldn't see the disappointment and perhaps even fear etched on her face. Cold and Sons was a well known firm, but their reputation was anything but clean.

He expected the conversation to be over, that any feigned interest she might have had in him was completely gone, and he put the car into gear. It was ridiculous that he'd come here at all.

“So, you're a bit of a bad man, aren't you?” Her tone was teasing and he cautiously turned his head towards her. She was poking her tongue out behind her grinning teeth, biting it playfully.

He was utterly flabbergasted by her cheekiness and couldn't come up with a response, although he wasn't sure that she expected one. She just giggled and held out a hand to him. “I'm Bulma. My shift ends in 10 minutes, so how about I show you a place with a decent menu? Then you don't have to waste your money on food you'll throw in the bin as soon as you leave.”

She knew! She knew that he wasn't here for the food, but for her.

With that, she flew off to the next customer, leaving him incredibly embarrassed. He contemplated flying away, never to back after this interaction, but he did want to see where this was going.

Did she say her name was Bulma? That was a highly unusual name. He'd only heard it once. Everyone knew about the child progeny Bulma Briefs who had left the public eye to ‘find her own way’ according to her father and CEO of Capsule Corp. Could it be her?

He groaned, wondering what he was getting himself into and if it was worth it. Without thinking, he planted his face into the wheel in front of him. To his horror, the car horn predictably went off, making every head turn towards him, including hers; she guffawed loudly when she saw it was him making such a racket.

He quickly sped off, promising himself not to return again after that humiliation, well aware that he had never been very good at keeping his promises.

I bought this volume of the manga with this Vegebul cover and I had to draw it!

Toyotaro you are giving ideas for fics that I would read a lot ahshahshs ❤️

[tsams-and-co-memes]

TMGAFS Monty Canon Info

Updated - 11/10/24

Monty’s likes:

Winning

Screwing with people

Trains

Tea

Aggressive humor

Earth

Money

Frolicking

Monty’s dislikes:

Clickbaiting people

Fire

Their favorite season is winter

Kids (<- their thoughts and feelings towards kids may or may not be different now)

Their dad

Stitchwraith

Eclipse

Bloodmoon

El Chip

Miscellaneous:

Monty is gender-fluid and bisexual

Their dad is British. It’s probably fair to assume that by extension, that makes Monty British, too

They have a sister who is a lawyer in Germany

Their mom is dead, and Monty was the one who handled most (if not all) of her funeral arrangements and expenses

They get extremely competitive over gaming

They have a temper and swear a lot

They have ADHD

Monty’s father and sister are human, but were genetically modified to look more like gators. Fazbear's merely bought their dad's likeness and used it to create Monty (<- partial retcon, it seems that Millie is an animatronic like Monty now. Everything about their dad is still pretty concrete)

Monty’s sister’s name is Millie

Their parents used to argue frequently

They once worked as a bartender

Monty’s sister (Millie) is very professional, even outside of her working hours (according to their dad)

Monty’s dad was a horrible parent

They con and rob NFT bros

They don’t pay taxes - they apparently owe $8 and some odd cents to the IRS

Monty built an off brand Vegeta animatronic and a husky animatronic

Monty had a kill switch at one point from Fazbear’s to shut them down if they did anything super bad, but the kill switch no longer works

Monty and Millie play Minecraft together and talk just about every other day, which would mean they have a decently close relationship

Monty plays D&D with Puppet sometimes

Monty hires a photographer to take pictures of them every few months, and the photographer charges $10,000 per picture. They then pay off the photographer with Monopoly money

They had a dragon ball phase

Monty used to sell food to the cartel

Apparently Monty’s nemesis is hip Yoda

Monty knows how to drive and seems to be a better teacher than Sun. It's implied that Monty also knows how to fly planes

Monty knows what Millie's job is, but they don't know the specifics about it

Monty is Francine's godfather

Monty apparently smells like hand sanitizer, according to Earth

Monty’s a fan of alcohol and drinks every so often

Monty has killed an entire population of smurf people

Funtime Freddy had a habit of looking through Monty’s window at night and watching them sleep

Monty recently sold a Chili's to Moon (implied, since Moon recently bought it and Monty said that they recently sold it)

Monty swears more when drunk

Monty shows up late for work and then leaves early

Monty knows Spanish

Monty's tail gets stiff when they are angry (fact yoinked from the wiki)

In the past Monty had asked out Glamrock Chica but ended up getting rejected (fact yoinked from the wiki)

Their tail has been said to be magnetic meaning that it can take it off and move it around. Lunar liked to play with it (fact yoinked from the wiki)

Apparently, they are banned from Switzerland for some unknown reason (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They nuked Sweden for unknown reasons (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They are the ones who updated the daycare and have access to cameras (fact yoinked from the wiki)

They had a space station at one point, but it was destroyed by meteors (I think?)

Monty sold a space apartment/house to Sun once, but the place was also destroyed

Monty’s been to jail before

Monty experiments with "medicinal stuff" (with there being implications that the "medicinal stuff" is actually weed. There are two bongs in their new house, and Foxy even picked one of the bongs up and directly referred to it as "weed paraphernalia")

Despite being an animatronic, Monty has functioning taste buds

Monty knows how to pilot (?) a ship

Monty is a grill master and is good at cooking

[saiyanmazen]

Wip Wednesday

A short one this time and dedicated to @bloodpatternblue.

Grabbing her briefcase with the papers she needed, she climbed out of the car and rushed to the elevator. She pressed the worn down button several times as though it might make the elevator arrive faster. It didn't take long since it had already been on the way down. As soon as it pinged and the rickety doors opened, she jumped inside without even waiting for anyone who might need to exit it; or who was in there. Reaching out to press the button for the 5th floor, she realized that it was already lit up. She leaned back against the wall with a deep sigh, closing her eyes for a moment. Her shoulder brushed against the only other occupant of the small elevator next to her. Feeling another's eyes on her, she opened her eyes and discreetly turned her gaze to the person next to her. And to her annoyance, she saw none other than the bane of her existence: Vegeta, her ex-husband. Well, not ex yet. Therein lay the problem and the whole reason she was there in the first place. Because he had hired a sleazy wannabe lawyer who had taken up shop in one of the vacant stores of this mall. No doubt the cheapest he could find, just to piss her off.

[dballzposting]

Dragon ball canon: Vegeta and Goku wear the Potara to fuse! This method is supposed to be permanent, but they do it anyway becasue they care that much! In two movies and in DBGT, they fuse using the metamoran-style of fusion. But this method of fusion is popularized not by Vegeta and Goku, but by their sons, who are already like two peas in one pod! What sort of dire straights will necessitate fusion in battle? Find out next time on dragon ball z...!

DRAGON BALL FANS: I'm so mad at Vegito for the way he neglects his son and doesnt let Gogeta have full custody even though Vegito is never around and is always out at clubs or whatever anyway. Gotenks is there home alone 98% of the time becasue Vegito is either not there OR the house is just huge enough that Gotenks is functionally alone. The only time that Vegito seeks out Gotenks's attention is to talk about hinself and in return he seems to do everything he can to rebuff Gotenks's attempts at getting his attention. He keeps coming up with more and more ways to ignore Gotenks. He'll be cooking dinner chopping a carrot singing loudly ETC and Gotenks will be yanking on his sleeve and eventually vegitto will say sing-songy "Ye-es?" as if he's listening but he stops listening as soon as he says it. And Gotenks doesnt know that giving up is an option so he KEEPS trying to get this attention thinking that there's a way that he just hasnt figured out yet. And it makes him so mad and frustrated and feel cosmically small. But he's not allowed to kamikaze ghost blow up the kitchen about it becasue last time he did that vegitto yelled at him for three hours and STILL didnt listen to anything gotenks said. And Gotenks just walks around this sensory overload distraction chamber of a house playing three ipads at once WHILE on a skateboiard. And when he was a baby vegitto was a terrible parent becasue he was always in and out of the house and bringing weird people home and he would let just about anyone hold his baby. So in his earliest years Gotenks was just passed around like novelty at house parties and when he wasnt he was put in his crib for hours and hours while everyone else partied. And as a baby he heard the loud sounds and the way that no one was responding to him as a sign of horrible environmental danger. And Vegito would let anyone say or do anything in front of the baby and he didnt care what they did to him and they would pass him around and take his diaper off and laugh at his stupid little baby butt. And they would set him down and ignore him. And nowadays Vegito keeps the activity Outside of the house becasue he got sick of having to hire cleaners, but nowadays Gotenks knows what a party looks like and he loves partying (perhaps he may even feel a frightening, but compelling, attraction toward them). But as a bambino it was just an experience of terror and confusion and he had no context for anything that anybody was doing or saying. And now when he goes to bed without two fans and one radio playing he feels like he's being watched and he can hear ghosts. And he's really funny about having to go to the doctor or general discussions about his private business. And he can spend all day at the skatepark but he can't use a public restroom becasue he Can Not have anyone know about his private buisness like that. All becasue Vegito let strangers laugh at his stupid baby butt when he was a baby. Gogeta may have been absent for a long time due to being on a soul-searching journey about turning shame into humility and digesting the vision of the self, but now he has a modest apartment in the city and he's ready to be in his son's life. And I think that he should at least have weekends. But Vegitto won't call his lawyer back

[screampied]

I don’t know if this is being over dramatic buuuuttt 🌚 like when someone gets interested into something I am then acts like they’ve loved it ever since pisses me off 🌚. And also acts like they know more then I ever have like uhh okay🌚.

ANYWAYS. love your writing vegeta so sorry but when i see Vegas i think vegeta like from dragon ball🤕 I’m saving the new fic for tonight 🙂‍↕️ I SAW HIGURUMAAA THOOOOUVGHHHH IGH HES SO FINE PLEASE ANIMATE HIS BATH SCENE NOW.

LMAO that’s valid nonnie 💔 and THANKYOUU SOMUCHCH. not vegeta, anons loved calling me that for some reason too 🧌. i mean it’s better than vagina or vasectomy soooooo

hehe enjoy <3 YESSSS i haven’t wrote for hiromi in a while i missed my lawyer pookie 💓🤒.

[lore-and-roleplay-blog]

THE COURT MEETING..

This took place in Rocket's world!:

LUNA, AARON, AND JAV. IN COURT FOR ATTEMPTING TO CREATE A EYE CULT.

Judge: Kermit the Frog..

Lawyer for the wanted!: Star..

Lawyer against them: Madi (me)..

Observers: Isabela, Asteral, and Zack.

Kermit: "Ahem...Before we begin...I must say the following... Do you all swear to say the truth, and nothing but the truth within this court? I say this to both parties."

Luna: "YOUR HONOR. YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD. :innocent. THAT WAS THE TRUTH, YOUR HONOR."

Aaron: "Can I opt out..?"

Star: "SHUT UP- AHEM-"

Jav: "IT WAS AARON'S IDEA!!!!!!"

Kermit: "Alright and that's one checkmark off Luna .. 3 marks and your out.."

Star proceeds to say that her clients will speak the truth, I say that I will speak the truth as well.

Aaron proceeds to plead innocence, saying he thought Jav and Luna were homeless.

Kermit: "alright, we shall begin with the prosecution side first.. Madi .. I give you the stage.."

Me: "YOUR HONOR .. I SAW LUNA AND JAV START TO CREATE THE CULT ROOM UNDERWATER."

Jav: "NUH UH!!"

Kermit: "You saw them making a cult underwater then... Do you know the dangers of this cult Madi?"

Me: "From what I know, your honor. They worship eyes? Maybe take other people's? Do not usually know-"

Kermit: "I see... Aaron Jav, Luna... What is this cult then?"

Luna: "Optical cult."

Aaron: "Your honor, what am I being accused of?"

Kermit: "Aiding and abiding a cult Aaron, which mind you isn't permitted here."

Star decides she's a lawyer for both sides of the group. Idk man..

Luna proceeds to say the eyes are getting impatient, I tell her to shut up, she commands me to make a sandwich. Which, I refuse.

Star: "You see, my clients. They just want to be part of your symphony </3. They want to know if it's a love on the radio </3. They wanna know if you can hold them tight and not let go </3."

Me: "Star, this is very irrelevant-"

Kermit: "Madi, before I give my final verdict... Any last things you wish to add?"

Me: "Um.. I do not wish to add much else."

Star proceeds to add she is vegeta.. And that everyone else is not- Idk..

Um- Rocket- AHEM- KERMIT. Proceeds to accuse Aaron!

Meanwhile.. Luna- Idk what she's doing man..

I proceeded to side with Kermit, until Star spoke up.

Star: "Your honor, I object. I believe that the people should have a freedom in choice of what to believe in, whether or not it is Christianity or.. Some eyeball cult but as long as they aren't doing harm to society. I believe they should walk free unless they plan to hurt people and abuse their innocence."

Kermit goes on to agree with Star, but, he declares that, given Luna's chaotic self, and the fact she started the cult. It's best to not take chances

Aaron proceeds to declare that he has a clean record! Yippee!!!

It becomes absolute chaos- Jav slips up and says they very much /are/ part of a cult. Luna and Jav go back and forth with calling each other fools. Isabela is trying not to laugh.

FINALLY, KERMIT GOES TO WRITE CASE FILES..

We will be back when Kermit finishes..

Jav and Luna tried to escape, we managed to capture them again. Kermit is.. Stil doing something. Idk.

Luna attempts bribery!!!

Isabela declares that as another felony, and I proceed to agree.

Jav declares that Luna did the bribery, and it was all her!

Later, they try to escape again, me and Isa stop them. Star also. Proceeds to plead innocent and runs off.

Kermit is finally finished, and calls Star back. He tells Aaron to step forward. He gets files to give to Luna and Jav.

I do the same.

Kermit: "Alright.. I find both Jav and Luna... Guilty. They shall receive harsh penalty as required, and Madi will be one of the people with power to punish Luna as she sees fit."

Luna: *SWEATS*

Aaron: "You're gonna get pipe bombed buddy."

Kermit: "Aaron is found innocent, though will be remained under supervision, and Star, if the other two are found guilty again, she shall be held responsible for their actions."

Star: "WHAT."

Kermit: "Court adjourned!"

[furryprovocateur]

i love when gay people make miles edgeworth their like go-to persona. sure he's lawyer vegeta but remember that time he, in court, told a lesbian who threstened to kill herself "go ahead do it idgaf", after he already had a case where someone did in fact kill themselves in court like right in front of his eyes. Babygirl he's kind of evil for that.

[dreadsuitsamus]

What's the plot for The Nanny and Improper?

the nanny is my hallmark vegeta fic haha basically vegeta hires reader to be trunks and bulla's nanny

improper is an itachi x reader modern au where they are lawyers! reader is a new partner at the firm and specifically itachi's co-counsel that's determined to have him recognize her. it will be smutty!

[crossover-enthusiast]

JDJDJD

I think this is how the second half of the scene went

Kevin, after he sees Skid and Pump walking in: "..ohhhh no. No, no, no! No, no, no!"

Kevin, after pushing them out: "Get OUT!"

Pump: "Awww.. we just want some special sugar that the candy deale—"

Kevin: "Not today! You BRING me.. so much trouble, you son of a—"

Skid: "Jesus Christ, do you need anger management?!"

Kevin, angrily screaming: "First of all—I am Vegeta. Second of all, no I don't! Third of all, I don't know basic math—that wasn't related, but I'm still upSET ABOUT IT! I'm gonna make it your problem! So you better get out of here before I pull a William Afton on you both, you son of a—"

Pump: "Jeez, why do you keep cutting yourself off? You sound like a 4Kids dub."

Kevin: "Oh really? I'll show you that I'm not for-kids, you son of a—"

(Kevin notices Bob standing outside of the window)

Kevin, turning back to them while screaming: "..goddamniT WHY IS MY LAWYER HERE?! YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DONT YOU?!"

HJSKNFJN

"I am Vegeta" Kevin you could never be Vegeta you're too much of a wuss /j

[lilmissmousey]

Hi there.

It’s been awhile.

Denial Chapter 7 is live 💖 love you all

Denial Chapter 7

Vegeta stared with disdain at the flight of stairs in front of him. Hip throbbing, head aching, temper boiling, he attempted to rise from the front passengers seat of Bulma’s black SUV only to be engulfed in a blinding fire of pain.

“What’re you doing?!” Bulma’s hand gripped Vegetas shoulder, “You goon! You can’t be walking right now! Your hip is broken!”

“Watch. Me.” He growled, brushing her fingers off.

Bulma massaged her temples, “For the love of God. Let me get the crutches out of the back at least!”

“I will NOT be caught dead with crutches! I will snap them in half! I can do it my-“

“Hi ya buddy!”

Oh. Oh no. Vegeta knew that obnoxious, chipper voice.

Beaming down at him with a huge smile from the open car door, arm up and casually leaning on the roof was Goku, “Ya missed our match this morning! Just wanted to see...hey, what happened to you?!”

“It...” Vegeta mumbled, “it was nothing. Just a little run in with a car.”

Goku’s dark eyes grew large, “A car?”

“Nothing?!” Bulma’s head popped into view from beside Vegeta, “You got HIT by a car!”

Goku blinked, “Who’re you?”

“It wasn’t that bad.” Vegeta could feel his cheeks starting to burn hot.

“Not that bad?!” Bulma shrieked, “you were unconscious for hours! You have a concussion! And a fractured hip!”

“A minor inconvenience.”

“You almost died!”

“Says who?”

The man outside the SUV watched with great confusion. Vegeta got hit by a car? There had been a blurb on the news the other night about it, but they hadn’t released a name. Only the vehicle description. Goku felt terrible he hadn’t known sooner. Vegeta was his buddy. He also could have sworn he recognized the blue haired woman in the drivers seat from somewhere...

“Aha!” Goku proclaimed, snapping his fingers loudly.

Both Vegeta and Bulma’s mouth snapped shut, their eyes both now focused on Goku.

“You’re the girl from Vegeta’s phone!” Goku grinned, “The girl on the wallpaper! It’s nice to meet ya! I’m Goku. Vegetas ju jitsu partner!” His large hand shoved itself past Vegetas nose to shake Bulma’s hand which she offered, “man, he sure talks about ya a whole lot! And with how much he doesn’t talk that’s sure saying something!”

“Kakarot...” Vegeta hissed, ignoring Bulma’s smug smile.

“Well, I think you and I are going to get a long just fine!” Bulma laughed, giving Gokus hand a last squeeze before Vegeta batted it away from in front of his face.

“Man, I’m sorry to hear about the accident!” Goku scratched his chin, “I tried callin’ ya yesterday to make sure of the plans, but ya never answered. Makes sense now.”

Vegeta inhaled sharply, “Ah shit.” His phone. He never even realized it was gone.

“Oh no,” Bulma sighed, “Vegeta, you lost your phone? I’m so sorry.”

“It’s just a phone,” he mumbled, “I’ll buy another.”

“Already done.” Bulma finished typing something on her phone screen and shoved it back in her purse, “I ordered you another, I’ll have someone drop it off this afternoon.”

Suddenly, as if a wave came over him, Vegeta felt to tired to argue. The world shifted on its axis, causing a rippling wave of nausea. He winced, adjusting his hip as the pain radiated, “Thanks.” He muttered.

“Hey, you okay buddy?” Goku crouched down, eyes full of worry, “What can I do?”

From inside Bulma’s heart, a warmth began to tug. This Goku guy was very kind, “We need to get him inside,” she said gently, blue eyes meeting Goku’s black, “But he’s not supposed to walk very much. He has crutches, but is refusing to use them.”

Goku’s brows furrowed, “Aw man. I just came from ‘Geets apartment. The elevators broken.”

Heaving a sigh, Vegeta cracked one eye open, willing the world to stop spinning as he met the worried gaze of his best friend. Hades be damned if he ever admitted it, but in his own heart he knew it to be true. He was well aware Goku felt that way about him as he expressed his feelings openly and without abandon, and never once forced Vegeta to say it in return. It was unwritten, but wholly understood between them, “Kakarot, I’m going to ask you the most embarrassing question of my life.” He winced.

That look of determination Goku got before every match suddenly spread across his face “What’s that?”

~~~

“Okay bud, only about ten steps left.” Goku carefully readjusted his arm beneath Vegetas left armpit, gripping the right hand a little tighter that was slung over his shoulder. Every step the took, Goku would lift Vegetas entire body off the ground, gently placing him right foot down on the next step. It had taken over a half hour and a lot of swear words from Vegeta, but they finally reached the apartment. Bulma unlocked the door, opening it wide enough for both men to fit through. As they finally crested the threshold Vegeta grunted, and quickly tightened his grip meaningfully on Gokus hand, being careful to not meet the larger mans eyes. He could feel the gentle stare though, see the sincere smile out of the corner of his eye. Goku squeezed back and said warmly, “Anytime.”

“Mph.” Vegeta looked away. Goku chuckled.

Bulma’s head popped out from Vegetas bedroom, “Let’s get him laying down in here.”

“Got it!” Goku grinned, then turned his head “Hey,” he whispered in Vegetas ear, “at least ya got a cute nurse outta the deal.”

“Shut. Up.” Vegeta hissed.

“Hey,” Goku shrugged, “it’s better than a picture, ain’t it?”

Vegeta clenched his jaw. A picture; his picture. It was gone. In all honesty, he was more upset about that than the phone. Hopefully it had been saved somehow.

After another round of swear words, Vegetas leg was propped up with pillows, at least relieving some of the pain. Bulma flitted around, gathering water and snacks as well as sorting out Vegetas pain pills in the kitchen as Goku sat on the edge of Vegetas bed and asked questions about the accident.

“I’m telling you, it was intentional.” Vegeta muttered, sipping at the glass of ice water Bulma had already placed on the side of the bed, “just a gut feeling.”

Face propped in his hand, dark brows pulled together, Goku drummed his fingers on his cheek, “Who though? And why her? She seems awful nice.”

Vegetas eyes darted to the door to make sure Bulma wasn’t eavesdropping, “Not sure. It could be anyone. She has a position of power in her company, and the smarts and money to go with it. There are a few nasty lawsuits floating around. I’ll have to take a look when I get the chance.”

“Hm.” Goku stood, stretching his back, “Well, I still have a few contacts out there. Old friends,” he shot an uncharacteristically dark smirk at Vegeta, “I’ll see what I can find.”

Vegetas eyes narrowed, “Don’t go digging to much Kakarot. You don’t need to get involved. We’ve both been out a long time. You’ve got a clean record. You’ve got the wife and kid to worry about.”

“Eh, Chichi won’t mind.” Goku shrugged, “She can’t mind if she doesn’t know anyways. I was never really a part of them in the first place. No one, and I mean no one, hurts my friends.” There was a sharp edge on the end of that sentence that made Vegetas fist clench into the blanket, a small and familiar rush of adrenaline coursing through him.

Goku’s normally chipper facade seemed to falter for a minute, a glint in his eyes, “Just like the old days. I got you. And you got me.” Just as quickly as the tense air in the room was there, it was immediately sucked out again, and Goku’s grin returned, “Anyways, fell better buddy! Call me when you get your new phone!” With a roll of his neck, and with his signature wave, Goku was out the door.

Vegeta let out the breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding. He knew that look. He knew that Goku. That was the Goku most people had never met. He hadn’t see that look in a long, long time.

I got you. And you got me. The words repeated in Vegetas head, memories of them as young teens racing through back alleys, those same words being laughed as Goku and he managed to get away from whatever trouble they were involved in. “What have I done.” Vegeta muttered, eyes pinching closed as another wave of nausea ran through him.

“You alright?”

“Just...a headache still,” He grumbled, Bulma’s cool fingers dancing across his forehead.

“I’ll get you your medicine.” She whispered, “I’ll shut the blind too. The light may be hurting your eyes.”

Vegeta grunted, “I don’t need the pills. I just need some sleep.”

Bulma sighed, the sounds of the blind hitting the window sill echoing like a bomb in his ears, “Stop trying to be tough, it’s alright. You got hit by a car. You’re allowed some pain relief.” He could hear her shuffling around the room. Everything was so overwhelming. He wished this would stop.

Another wave of head pain, “I just need you.” The words tumbled from his lips before he could stop them, his eyes still sensitive from the concussion pain snapped open to see if she’d heard.

But she wasn’t there.

“Did you say something?” Bulma’s called from the kitchen, “sorry, I was grabbing you some more water and the pain pills. I really think you should take them.”

Vegeta sighed, half relieved, half disappointed, “Whatever.”

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my eleven exalted ocs: guy who wants bones more than anyone else in the world, kill-dad-turned-grill-dad, epic minecraft gamer girl 420, the worlds biggest female wife guy (both literally and metaphorically), spiders georg reference, just straight up the lady from the immanentizing the eschatron photo, the guy god gives all his funniest little battles to, David Lynch’s The Angriest Ant in the World, pro bono lawyer who’s determined to die of dehydration at all costs, prog rock album cover vegeta, and nina from fma but the world’s worst absentee father

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My AU's incorrect quotes.

(Most of these are from a generator or tumblr)

Raphael: am I a boy? am I a girl? who knows?! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay.

Raphael: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT! Uriel: ...

Raphael: Oh, fiddlesticks. Uriel : Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Victoria: I just ended a five year relationship. Johnathan (Broly): Oh no, are you okay? Victoria: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

Victoria, trying to comfort Johnathan (Broly): What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Victoria: Are you having another depressive episode? Johnathan (Broly): A depressive episode? Johnathan (Broly): I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Vegeta: Guess what number I’m thinking of. Johnathan (Broly): 420? Vegeta: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously. Goku : 69. Vegeta: Yeah it was 69.

Goku : If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Vegeta: Okay. *later* Johnathan (Broly): Vegeta! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Goku , whispering: Deny everything. Vegeta, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Vegeta: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Goku : Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Vegeta: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Johnathan (Broly), recording: This is so cute.

Johnathan (Broly): I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Vegeta: Broly, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Kakarot?

Raphael: What is your favourite mythical story? Johnathan (Broly): The Story Of My Will To Live. Raphael: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

Veldora: I’m totally useless. Rimuru: You’re not totally useless. Rimuru: You can be used as a bad example.

Veldora: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. Rimuru: Well then who's is it? Veldora, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

Rimuru after killing 20,000 Humans: I’m going to hell. Veldora: Probably. Rimuru: I'll pick you up? Veldora: *nodding* Carpool.

Veldora: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Rimuru: Spear. Veldora: BLOCKED.

Ephilion : So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK. Orion: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG. Ephilion : Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO. Metatron: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins. Raphael: Looks like someone's a HO. Orion: NaBrO. Uriel: I'm done with all of you!

Orion: What does “take out” mean? Uriel: Food. Metatron: Dating. Raphael: Murder. Ephilion : It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

Ephilion : Look guys, I need help. Metatron: Love help? Orion: Financial help? Uriel: Emotional help? Raphael: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Raphael* Raphael: What?

Ephilion : So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Uriel: .... Metatron: ..... Raphael: ...... Orion: ..Who? Ephilion : That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Orion*

Ephilion : Good morning. Orion: Good morning. Uriel: Good morning. Metatron: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Raphael: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Uriel: I swear to me I'm the only one here with a braincell. Ephilion , Metatron, Orion, and Raphael: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Metatron: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Uriel: 'Prettiest Smile' Ephilion : 'Nicest Personality' Raphael: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Orion: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Metatron: Would never stab anyone. Uriel: Would stab someone in retaliation. Raphael: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Orion: Would stab without warning. Ephilion : Would stab as a warning.

*Everyone is giving advice to Orion* Metatron: It's okay to ask for help. Ephilion : You're not a burden. Raphael: Murder is okay. Uriel: Your feelings matter.

Metatron: You're a lying piece of shit! Raphael : Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Ephilion: I'm leaving and I'm taking Orion with me! Uriel, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Uriel: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery! Orion: This unmitigated poppycock? Raphael: Extravagant hogwash! Uriel: Okay, stop.

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Dragon Ball GT

As a child, I ADORED it. 

Now as an adult in a family of lawyers, I can't help but have these questions in my mind and sadly it’s ruined the experience for me. Which is a shame because it is a good show and I loved it to bits when I was first getting into Dragon Ball. In fact, it was my first Dragon Ball series. 

What would be the legal implications of a married man in his 50s with 2 children and 1 grandchild being turned back into a 12-year-old child? 

Is his marriage annulled? Is his driver's license cancelled? Does his past sexual history with his wife prior to being turned back into a child now constitute as spousal ****? 

Does his landownership of his farm pass onto his son or wife? Does he have to get his Meningococcal, Tetanus and other late childhood vaccines again? If so, who will have to hold him down this time? 

What about his taxes and 401K? Does he still get tax credits since he was married? Does he still have to pay the mortgage? 

Does the rap version of the GT opening count as a crime against humanity that defies the Geneva convention? 

Not to mention this gave me all sorts of questions about the OG Dragon Ball & Dragon Ball Z.   

 Did Goku ever get his childhood and infant vaccines? How did Grandpa Gohan have insurance to do so if he lived in the middle of nowhere? How did he manage to hold Goku down to get them given his fear of needles? 

Is there immigrant paperwork Vegeta had to get done before he married Bulma? Are there any laws about marrying aliens or hybrids? 

Do people have to get a new SSN when they're brought back to life? Do they have to reapply for marriage licenses when they're brought back by Shenron? Are tournament winnings counted in taxes? 

Are Senzu beans a legal prescription? 

I want this world-building ASAP, Toei!